Due to unforeseen circumstances
  I am forced to lay off 20% of my friends
  effective immediately.
A climate of deteriorating privilege
   means I must tighten the alignment between emotional labor
   and future growth opportunities.
Change is difficult;
  these decisions are not made lightly.
Those affected will receive
  severance tied
   to years of kinship.
I appreciate the civility and support of the team
   as I secure our long-term competitive advantage.
 
        